James Franco just received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
is that a doll of himself omg
The doll
(Source: jamesfrancoforever)
Hate gets you nowhere
You gotta be positive
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SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
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ITS BACK YESS
i never thought that
this post would
get so many notes and
that every sunday i’d have
to watch my whole dash
being filled with the caption i
first wrote on this picture
and i’m writing this as a poem
beacuse i don’t have
anything better to do
with my
b o r i n g
life
